3more months, Alvl
6more weeks, Prelims

going to fail again?
pray not ):

no more pool, no more pon-ing school.

i dont wna lose or get same results as a foreigner.
o.o
omg. it sucks -.-

life really sucks these few days.

ps. ilumma arcade was awesome (:
       and teadot's nuttygalaxy was nice leh soonhui

blah.

LOL stupid jokes i read while at home nothing to do.
so i shall share some, heh (:

Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom : How do you know?
Girl : Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic
cover.

Bangladesh Worker : Sir, me no come to work, me sick.
Boss : When I am sick, I have sex with my wife -
try it.
2 hours later, Bangladesh Worker : Boss! It worked! Me ok now.
You got nice house.

After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man : Why? Want to have sex again?
Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.

In an English class:
Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of
 parents?
Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother."
 Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
 Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents mean cowboy's
 father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow
 Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)."
Teacher fainted...............

Ah Beng and Ah Seng exited and locked the car in a
hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the
ignition. Realizing the mistake, Ah Beng asked," Why
don't we get a coat hanger to open it?"
 "No, that won't work," answered Ah Seng." People
might think we're trying to break in."
Then Ah Beng suggested," What if we use a pocket
knife
to cut the rubber, then stuck a finger in and pull
 up the lock?"
"No," said Ah Seng. "People will think we're too
dumb to use a coat hanger."
The "kan cheong" Ah Beng shouted," We better think of
 something fast. It's staring to rain and the sunroof
is open!!!"


okie, off to odac :D